What is this soup?

If you follow me on instagram, you've already seen this, but I had to document it.

My husband is constantly cracking me up. 
Like when I say we should make sugar cookies for FHE and he says thats a great idea.
 So then I make the sugar cookies and instead of helping he gives a "lesson" on self defense using the rolling pin.
Or like when we were grocery shopping and I asked him to find the Worcestershire sauce.
That was really asking for it. 
But last week I nearly had to get up and leave work because I could not control my laughter during this conversation:

Told the hubby to take left overs for lunch... 

he said "I just kept microwaving it thinking it would taste better if it was warmer..."